Hello viewers, and welcome to my site. Even though I dont know you and I dont like you, I will still let you view my site for ten minutes. If you go beyond that limit Im afraid that you will have to pay a fine of one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. If you refuse to pay this ridiculously small sum, the local will storm into your house, rob you of all your possessions, and put you in jail for the rest of your life ( just so you know when you enter my site, your name and address are automatically sent to me via email). Thus all your possessions will come to me and I soon will become a very wealthy person.